Quarterly Exam Horoscopes: Will you make the grade?

Allison Straub and Kylie Mandeville

Aries- You better hit the books because your quarterlies are going to be way harder than you think.

 

Taurus- Don’t panic over your quarterlies, you’ve got this!

 

Gemini- Be wary of what your friends tell you is on the test, they may be trying to deceive you.

 

Cancer- All your hard work has paid off! You’re going to do really well on your quarterlies.

 

Leo- You might want to reconsider hanging out with your friends all weekend instead of studying because it looks like you’re going to need all the help you can get.

 

Virgo- Luckily (or maybe unluckily) for you, your quarterly grades are not going to impact your average.

 

Libra- Don’t spend as much time worrying about your English quarterly, it’s the math one that’s really going to give you trouble.

 

Scorpio- Now is the time to ask your teacher about that concept you have been struggling with because it’s going to be on your quarterly.

 

Sagittarius – Don’t forget about quarterlies in your electives, you may think it’s going to be a breeze, but it looks like they’re going to be tricky.

 

Capricorn- Make sure you stay focused on the task at hand, and don’t write more than you need. You have a tendency to ramble unnecessarily on your short answer questions.

 

 

Aquarius – You might want to consider going in for extra help during advisory because your teacher will provide you with everything you need to know.

 

Pisces – Don’t forget to bring in a bunch of sharpened number two pencils because many of your quarterlies will use Scantrons.